Scarydad Updates and News

Scarydad October 19, 2012 No Comments

Hello there everyone. I must apologize for my lack of instructional tutorials this week. Every now and then one must flush the lab of the things that just won’t die and set traps for new things. That’s what’s been going on here. In addition, Spawn of Scarydad opened one of my cages and let something out. I’m not sure what it is (or was) but it seems to not want to go back into the cage nor does it enjoy being poked with a sharp stick.

Kids and their pets, I tell you!

Anyway, at this point the lab and the castle are clean. We will be having some guests for dinner tomorrow, so I get to lobotomize some pumpkins and Bride will be mixing spices and victuals for the feast. That reminds me that I need to apply electricity to the battery in my camera so I can capture the moments for to share with you. I guess Spawn will continue to poke at whatever that miserable thing in her closet is.

In closing, I ask you to do something today that scares you. Because Pennywise

Good day!

Wednesday Picdump

Scarydad October 17, 2012 No Comments

Good evening my friends. I’m going to have to make it brief tonight. It’s been a very long day for old Scarydad and tomorrow looks to be similar.

“But Scarydad,” you say, “A day can be no longer than 24 hours. Your day can’t be any longer than anyone else’s!”

This is only partially true. Since the accident, however, I sometimes randomly experience days ranging between 27 and 42 and 1/2 hours. If today ends at midnight, it will have lasted nearly 34 hours. It’s weird, I know. I don’t get it either. However, I am still sleepy so I’m going to try to slumber for a time.

Good night.

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Scarydad Tribute: Wonder Woman

Scarydad October 16, 2012 No Comments

Wonder Woman

Hello there my faithful Minions I trust your sleep was properly troubled?

We only have a few short days until Halloween and I know that some of you are in a scramble to choose the perfect costume for this glorious evening.

Well, Scarydad is here to help! Here is a costume idea that is both classic and modern. It can be played up or down, conservative or lusty… It’s up to you!

Note: When I began research for this post I intended only a few photos and a tutorial on costume making, but there were just too many great pictures I couldn’t pass up. And if you like this gallery, check out our tribute to Gotham City for some sexy Batgirls and Catwomen!

Enjoy!

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The Secret Origin of Scarydad

Scarydad October 11, 2012 No Comments

Origin Story

Who is this irresistible creature who has an insatiable love for the dead?

Have you ever wondered how a somewhat normal husband and father became the demigod you all know and love? Did you know that before the madness and the scars that Scarydad was a lot like you? Well, I was.

Gather close my Minions. Tonight I will share with you the series of events that gave the world your favorite mad blogger, taken from the journals of the person I once was:

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Make a Scarecrow on the cheap

Scarydad October 10, 2012 No Comments

Scarecrow

Good evening my friends! Tonight I will show you how to construct a wonderfully inexpensive little scarecrow for your yard haunt but first I must thank The Morrigan for stepping up in a time of crisis. You see, your friendly neighborhood Scarydad was attempting to revive something he found in the road and he learned that more electricity is not always the answer to an unresponsive specimen. My electronic portal to your world was temporarily shut down until after “sometime between 12 & 5 PM.”

That portal has been reopened so let’s get to work, shall we?

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Tuesday Picdump

The Morrigan October 9, 2012 No Comments

Hello there, dear readers. I hope you are all having a great Tuesday! I just got word that due to an evil experiment gone wrong Scarydad will not be able to deliver a post this evening. We all know how you’ve got to be careful when playing with dead things and electricity! Hopefully he will be able to work out the kinks and get everything back to it’s usual self. (Or, that things will come aliiiiiive and be even more awesome than before.)

-The Morrigan

So, until then, enjoy these pictures:

Creepy

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Congratulations to two wonderful people!

Scarydad October 8, 2012 No Comments

Hello Minions, you may have noticed that the site was a bit quiet over the weekend. That’s because I had the honor of taking part in my best good friend’s wedding. We drank, we laughed, we drank some more, and then we had some drinks. Toasts, drinks, drinks, and more drinks occurred all afternoon and evening Friday and Saturday, with a slight pause for the actual ceremony. Scarydad believes he actually died sometime over the weekend because it’s impossible to feel this crappy and still be alive.

But, dead or alive, I’m back at the keyboard and will have some new tutorials for you later this evening or tomorrow.

And congratulations to Chris and Amy. Y’all done good.