Hey there my beloved. Tonight I am working on getting my shop opened on Cafepress. If it continues to bug out the way it’s been doing, though, I may have to explore other options. Anyway, here’s a preview of what you can expect when I get this all figured out and then we have your videos to keep you from sleeping after the jump.
Have a live Christmas tree and hate having to water it? Me too! You have to move all the presents, take multiple cups and attempt to get the water poured just right and not spill any. It’s not a difficult task, but it’s no fun. You could even say it sucks.
There has to be a better way!
Well, there is and today I’ll show you how to make one for about $3-$5 worth of materials instead of the $10 plus $5 shipping (Seriously!) devices found online.
Good evening my friends. Tonight I continue to build my Christmas list for your shopping for Scarydad pleasure. To acquire the following possessions would please me greatly. And I know how much you wish to please me. We’ll start tonight this selection: The Friday the 13th DVD Box Set. It occurred to me earlier that I did not already own this and that’s a tragedy. I sure would like to watch this critically acclaimed saga from the beginning…
Good evening my beautiful Beloved! Tonight we pass an important milestone in the history of your favorite Halloween, Horror, and Do-It-Yourself project blog. This is our 100th blog post since we launched the site on June 23, 2012. Can you believe it? Less than 5 months and already 100 episodes. Honestly, I’m a bit surprised I’ve been able to accomplish this. You will soon know why as we run through a year in the life of your old pal Scarydad.
You are getting very sleepy. Your eyelids are getting heavier. As you fall deeper into this trance you will do exactly as I say. Heavier and heavier. Sleepier and sleepier…
Good evening my beloved Minions! Tonight we celebrate Wednesday and the fact that your favorite Scarydad got the proper blades for his scroll saw so that nobody has to die tonight! That’s right. You see, long around this time of the year your old pal gets really into the holiday spirit and begins making toys in his workshop. Most of them are for Li’l Spawn, but if you’re really nice, I might just make one for you. Evil Voodoo curse included at no extra charge! Stay tuned over the next couple of days as I reveal some of the dastardly creations I currently have in incubation.
In the meantime, please enjoy your weekly picdump where I’ve scoured the universe for all that is good and wholesome, and corrupted it.
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Good evening! Tonight’s post was inspired by this article in which the author argues that Tim Burton is one of several “genius” artists who created his best works by accident. He explains that the “best parts” of Burton’s films are the result of a great performance or an excellent screenwriter or composer, rather than the vision and ability of the director.
And I have to admit that when I saw the trailer for Dark Shadows I thought it was a joke. You mean to tell me that Burton, Johnny Depp, and Helena Bonham Carter are in yet another movie in which Depp plays pale and quirky? No thanks.
And the truth is, the points the blogger makes are valid.
Hello there my beloved. I trust you all survived the recent holiday? I’m sure your continued existence is due at least in part to the advice you’ve been receiving here. No, no; no need to thank me yet. We still have a lot of ground to cover and there still exist teeming masses bent on consuming your brain. You can thank me later, and in the meantime I’ll think of some acceptable methods…
But tonight we must learn together. Tonight we discuss fire.
