Wednesday Picdump

Apicolypse

Wow. It’s less than a week until Christmas. I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR THIS THERE’S TOO MUCH TO DO!!!

Send me pictures. Like, follow and comment. Love you lots.

Now where is that damn Phillips-head….

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I want this.

Big Bad Wolf

Hello there my beloved minions. Tonight we continue Scarydad’s Christmas wish list. Or Holiday wish list. Whatever. You are allowed to buy me things any day, any time and I won’t complain. Anyway, let’s get to it. The first thing to have caught my eye was this offering from Living Dead Dolls: The Big Bad Wolf. What I really like about it is that it’s subtle.

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Wednesday Picdump

Evil SnowmenHello again my friends. I’m sorry I haven’t been all that talkative this week. I’ve been working on a couple of projects behind the scenes and unfortunately some of it took longer than expected and burned up all my making-blog-stuff time.

Not to worry however. I’ll not let you go without a post tonight. Enjoy this picture dump and sleep soundly knowing that Scarydad has everything under control.

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Wednesday Picdump

Sexy

Good Evening.

Tomorrow you shall feast. Tonight you shall enjoy a picture dump.

Happy Thanksgiving. I may not be around tomorrow. But if you have something you want to tell me, you can email me at scarydad@scarydad.com. Also Like on Facebook and/or follow on Twitter.

Now back to knives and things…

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Probably My Scariest Story

Good evening Minions. Recent events have awakened horrible memories and I don’t think I’ll be able to sleep tonight unless I share them with you. Oh, the pain and the misery. Tonight I share the scariest thing I’ve ever experienced. Scarier than living in a haunted house. Scarier than sleeping in a haunted hotel. No, this experience trumps both in terms of sheer terror.

Tonight I tell you the story of the time…

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I Want This!

Good evening! Tonight I continue to provide you, my beloved flock, with gift ideas for those you love the most. We begin tonight with the Cold Steel Gladius Machete. This nifty short sword is 19″ of pure slash and stabtasticness sure to send all but the most tenacious zombies to that giant brain feast in the sky. It’s also made by Cold Steel, which, in case you don’t know, makes products that are damn near bulletproof. I recommend a machete for anyone’s basic tool kit for survival anyway and I have one that’s suited me fine for years. But man, doesn’t this just look sweet? And it’s less than $50!

It’s taking everything I have not to hit that buy button right now. I’m not kidding.

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Zombie Survival Series: Get Ready

Good evening Minions. Today we begin what I hope will be an ongoing discussion on survival during the zombie apocalypse. You see, the apocalypse is coming and it is not going to be pleasant. How do I know that the dead are going to rise?

It’s because they always do.

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Wednesday Picdump

Sexy

Good evening Minions. Here’s our weekly Wednesday Picture dump for your internetting enjoyment. As always, if you would like to see yourself on a hopefully famous someday horror blog, submit your pictures and stories to me at scarydad@scarydad.com. And while you’re at it, like us on Facebook, Follow us on Twitter, and subscribe to our email list.  I know it’s a lot to handle, but we will be having some very interesting contests for our most loyal minions in the very near future.

Enjoy!

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