I Want This!

Hello Minions. I apologize for showing up late tonight. I’ve been in the middle of super secret important stuff and couldn’t break away. But, now here I am. Tonight we’re going to do something a little different.

We all know that Sandy Claws will be coming over soon to clog our chimneys with presents. And for some reason tonight I feel the Christmas spirit a little bit. The other night I began my wish list for this time of the year. As I was doing research for something else entirely, I stumbled upon this: The Addams Family – The Complete Series and I thought about how much I love that show and how I haven’t seen it in reruns lately so that it wold be a perfect gift for me!

And if I like it, your loved ones are bound to love it too because I have impeccable taste!

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Wednesday Picdump

Halloween

Hooray! Only one more week until Halloween! I cannot wait!

I got a slight dose of it at the celebration the other night. I also consumed way too much witches’ brew so that I was walking low the next several days, of which today is one. It’s been all I can do to bring you all the joy that is Scarydad each night. And for that, scissors and okra. Seriously.

Enjoy tonight’s picdump and sleep well my friends. Be sure to save your energy for next Wednesday. As always, if you like what you see, please leave a comment, like and share on Facebook or follow on Twitter. To submit your own photos email me at scarydad@scarydad.com

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Videos to keep you from Sleeping

http://youtu.be/zk4JGKWSWbM

Good evening everyone. Wow, what a weekend! We made it through the first annual Scarydad Halloween Bash and boy was it fun! Only just now are the various potions and poisons I consumed beginning to wear off. My fangs are retracting as we speak but the sensitivity to light is still pretty intense. I believe this recovery may take a while.

But hey, I’m still here for you. Tonight we present some horror fodder to help you sleep a little better. Pay special attention to American Horror Story. This is a truly frightening show and I cannot wait for Wednesday night for the second episode.

Have fun!

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Scarydad Updates and News

Hello there everyone. I must apologize for my lack of instructional tutorials this week. Every now and then one must flush the lab of the things that just won’t die and set traps for new things. That’s what’s been going on here. In addition, Spawn of Scarydad opened one of my cages and let something out. I’m not sure what it is (or was) but it seems to not want to go back into the cage nor does it enjoy being poked with a sharp stick.

Kids and their pets, I tell you!

Anyway, at this point the lab and the castle are clean. We will be having some guests for dinner tomorrow, so I get to lobotomize some pumpkins and Bride will be mixing spices and victuals for the feast. That reminds me that I need to apply electricity to the battery in my camera so I can capture the moments for to share with you. I guess Spawn will continue to poke at whatever that miserable thing in her closet is.

In closing, I ask you to do something today that scares you. Because Pennywise

Good day!

Wednesday Picdump

Good evening my friends. I’m going to have to make it brief tonight. It’s been a very long day for old Scarydad and tomorrow looks to be similar.

“But Scarydad,” you say, “A day can be no longer than 24 hours. Your day can’t be any longer than anyone else’s!”

This is only partially true. Since the accident, however, I sometimes randomly experience days ranging between 27 and 42 and 1/2 hours. If today ends at midnight, it will have lasted nearly 34 hours. It’s weird, I know. I don’t get it either. However, I am still sleepy so I’m going to try to slumber for a time.

Good night.

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Scarydad Tribute: Wonder Woman

Wonder Woman

Hello there my faithful Minions I trust your sleep was properly troubled?

We only have a few short days until Halloween and I know that some of you are in a scramble to choose the perfect costume for this glorious evening.

Well, Scarydad is here to help! Here is a costume idea that is both classic and modern. It can be played up or down, conservative or lusty… It’s up to you!

Note: When I began research for this post I intended only a few photos and a tutorial on costume making, but there were just too many great pictures I couldn’t pass up. And if you like this gallery, check out our tribute to Gotham City for some sexy Batgirls and Catwomen!

Enjoy!

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Scarydad Project: Flying Yard Ghosts

Ghost

Good evening my beloved. Tonight I will show you how to make floating ghosts for your yard haunt. These are very simple to make and have a very cool floating/flying effect when the wind blows. Here’s how to make them:

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Scarydad Project: Fence Bats

Bats

Good evening. Tonight’s project is very inexpensive, but very clever. I guarantee everyone will be impressed with this one. When Bride hatched the plan, I was pretty impressed myself. It also only takes 5-10 minutes to make these. All you need is  a sharpie, scissors, a stapler, and some trash bags.

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Make a Scarecrow on the cheap

Scarecrow

Good evening my friends! Tonight I will show you how to construct a wonderfully inexpensive little scarecrow for your yard haunt but first I must thank The Morrigan for stepping up in a time of crisis. You see, your friendly neighborhood Scarydad was attempting to revive something he found in the road and he learned that more electricity is not always the answer to an unresponsive specimen. My electronic portal to your world was temporarily shut down until after “sometime between 12 & 5 PM.”

That portal has been reopened so let’s get to work, shall we?

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