Eat well, enjoy the company of friends, and give thanks for the wonderful people in your lives.
-Scarydad
Happy Thanksgiving!
Wednesday Picdump
Good Evening.
Tomorrow you shall feast. Tonight you shall enjoy a picture dump.
Happy Thanksgiving. I may not be around tomorrow. But if you have something you want to tell me, you can email me at scarydad@scarydad.com. Also Like on Facebook and/or follow on Twitter.
Now back to knives and things…
Fight Censorship
Warning, this post contains the following: profanity, anger, logic, & adult situations. If you or someone you might have met one time are not able to handle the things listed above, you need to leave now.
Good evening Minions. I posted my find on Twitter last week so for some of you this is old news. For the rest, I found all three volumes of Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark by Alvin Schwartz with illustrations by Stephen Gammell at Half-Priced Books for about $2.00 each. This is a good thing for too many reasons, not the least of which is that these books are flippin’ awesome!
I bought all three and scoured the store for any more. Unfortunately, mine were the only available, though I will keep an eye out in the future.
These books were scary as shit when I was a kid and I loved them.
But did you hear…
Zombie Survival Series: Arm Yourself!
Hello Minions. This evening we continue our Zombie Survival Series so that when it all goes down, the only ones left will be us. Then we can rebuild society as it should be, with a lot more jet packs and a lot less Burger King.
As we prepare for the inevitable holocaust, we must ensure that the gear we carry is useful, trustworthy, and as lethal as possible. Whether your attacker is reanimated dead or a run of the mill street thug, if it threatens you or your family, it needs to be put down.
Tonight we discuss the ultimate survival weapon for almost any situation. Tonight we discuss…
Probably My Scariest Story
Good evening Minions. Recent events have awakened horrible memories and I don’t think I’ll be able to sleep tonight unless I share them with you. Oh, the pain and the misery. Tonight I share the scariest thing I’ve ever experienced. Scarier than living in a haunted house. Scarier than sleeping in a haunted hotel. No, this experience trumps both in terms of sheer terror.
Tonight I tell you the story of the time…
Wednesday Picdump
Good evening my Beloved. Tonight we return you to your regularly scheduled picdump. Your Scarydad is busy writing about what you need to do to avoid getting eaten by zombies so I won’t bore you with a lot of conversation tonight. Except to say this: Please submit pictures and story ideas to scarydad@scarydad.com. Follow us on Twitter and Like us on Facebook. We have Pinterest and Tapiture accounts too.
Link up and tell all your friends about the darkhorse website that your parents despise but that’s won your heart and that you’re going to marry. Tell them to join us if they ever want to see daylight again. Tell them that, then ask them if this rag smells like chloroform. If they fall over, that’s normal. Don’t even worry about it. Everything is going to be all right.
I Want This!
Good evening! Tonight I continue to provide you, my beloved flock, with gift ideas for those you love the most. We begin tonight with the Cold Steel Gladius Machete. This nifty short sword is 19″ of pure slash and stabtasticness sure to send all but the most tenacious zombies to that giant brain feast in the sky. It’s also made by Cold Steel, which, in case you don’t know, makes products that are damn near bulletproof. I recommend a machete for anyone’s basic tool kit for survival anyway and I have one that’s suited me fine for years. But man, doesn’t this just look sweet? And it’s less than $50!
It’s taking everything I have not to hit that buy button right now. I’m not kidding.
Zombie Survival Series: Get Ready
Good evening Minions. Today we begin what I hope will be an ongoing discussion on survival during the zombie apocalypse. You see, the apocalypse is coming and it is not going to be pleasant. How do I know that the dead are going to rise?
It’s because they always do.
Happy Birthday Bram Stoker
Today we celebrate the 165th birthday of Mr. Bram Stoker, author of Dracula. You may click the links for more information on the man and his work. Tonight, however, I’m going to talk about vampires. Won’t you join me as I discuss these creatures of the night?
Wednesday Picdump
Good evening Minions. Here’s our weekly Wednesday Picture dump for your internetting enjoyment. As always, if you would like to see yourself on a hopefully famous someday horror blog, submit your pictures and stories to me at scarydad@scarydad.com. And while you’re at it, like us on Facebook, Follow us on Twitter, and subscribe to our email list. I know it’s a lot to handle, but we will be having some very interesting contests for our most loyal minions in the very near future.
Enjoy!