Wednesday Picdump

Good evening my friends. I’m going to have to make it brief tonight. It’s been a very long day for old Scarydad and tomorrow looks to be similar.

“But Scarydad,” you say, “A day can be no longer than 24 hours. Your day can’t be any longer than anyone else’s!”

This is only partially true. Since the accident, however, I sometimes randomly experience days ranging between 27 and 42 and 1/2 hours. If today ends at midnight, it will have lasted nearly 34 hours. It’s weird, I know. I don’t get it either. However, I am still sleepy so I’m going to try to slumber for a time.

Good night.

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Scarydad Tribute: Wonder Woman

Wonder Woman

Hello there my faithful Minions I trust your sleep was properly troubled?

We only have a few short days until Halloween and I know that some of you are in a scramble to choose the perfect costume for this glorious evening.

Well, Scarydad is here to help! Here is a costume idea that is both classic and modern. It can be played up or down, conservative or lusty… It’s up to you!

Note: When I began research for this post I intended only a few photos and a tutorial on costume making, but there were just too many great pictures I couldn’t pass up. And if you like this gallery, check out our tribute to Gotham City for some sexy Batgirls and Catwomen!

Enjoy!

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Wednesday Picdump

Scary

Hello Minions. I am so very busy building my yard haunt, decorating the inside of my caverns, and choosing costumes for myself, Bride, and Spawn. The time just keeps slipping into the future and we have so many events, parties, and projects lined up for the next several weeks. I am constantly filling my camera with images to inspire and terrify you, so be sure to check back daily for the latest Scarydad project. It’s time again for your weekly picture dump. As always, please submit your pics to scarydad@scarydad.com for a chance at internet immortality.

Enjoy!

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New Orleans Picdump

New Orleans

Ah, The Big Easy. What do I love the most? Is it the the music, the food, and the history? The architecture and the attitude? The weirdos and the voodoo?

I swear I never noticed the guy in the horse mask until I uploaded this picture. The answer is all of the above and everything else! 

I love this town!

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Wednesday Picdump

Halloween

Good morning Minions. I know it’s Thursday and that your picdump is late. I have contacted The Morrigan and asked her to set a curse upon the flaky DSL router that caused this travesty. Please accept my sincere apologies and enjoy these frightful images anyway. As always you may submit your own pictures for a chance at internet stardom to scarydad@scarydad.com. Have a wonderful day.

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Wednesday Picdump

Zombie Bites!

Good evening once again my beloved. Tonight I present to you another set of images to amaze and inspire you to create the most best Halloween costume ever. And as always you should grab a camera and submit photos of your most best Halloween costumes, ideas, etc. and send them to me at scarydad@scarydad.com

Before I go I must explain the first of tonight’s pictures. Spawn of Scarydad, my sweet little daughter, sometimes eats these little chicken nugget meals that come with smiley-faced french fries. Every time she feasts on one these dinners, she dutifully takes a bite out of the head of each smiley fry, and then chomps the chin of one of the three. She does this every time. What does this mean for the future of humanity? I DON’T KNOW!

Anyway, enjoy the rest of tonight’s entry.

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|| Picdump

Hey guys! I hope you all are doing well. I realize it’s been a few days since my last post, and I’m truly sorry about that. Life has been insane for me, and though that’s no excuse, I want ya’ll to know that I’m thinking about you and your much needed Scarydad fix. Have no fear! I’ve got some thinks planned for the future. Just stay tuned!

And on that note, please enjoy these haunting photos:

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