I Want This

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Hello Minions, it’s that time again. Time for me to offer suggestions for offerings you may make to your favorite mad blogger as, well, I wouldn’t call it a ransom, per se… I guess I’m just saying that we like to keep Scarydad happy around here and the things on this list would go far toward accomplishing that goal.

Ok, first item up this week: The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Alchemy. Now I’m not one to quibble over the sciences. The experiments I perform are pretty straightforward- I gather parts from graveyards, morgues, junkyards, and thrift stores, throw in a little Elmer’s glue and high voltage, and I’m usually done before dinner. The finer sciences, such as Alchemy, I have always left to the experts. After all, if making lead into gold was easy enough for any idiot to accomplish, I would think it would be a closely guarded secret. Not so, apparently.

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Wednesday Picdump

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Wow. It’s less than a week until Christmas. I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR THIS THERE’S TOO MUCH TO DO!!!

Send me pictures. Like, follow and comment. Love you lots.

Now where is that damn Phillips-head….

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Wednesday Picdump

Evil SnowmenHello again my friends. I’m sorry I haven’t been all that talkative this week. I’ve been working on a couple of projects behind the scenes and unfortunately some of it took longer than expected and burned up all my making-blog-stuff time.

Not to worry however. I’ll not let you go without a post tonight. Enjoy this picture dump and sleep soundly knowing that Scarydad has everything under control.

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I Want This.

Good evening my friends. Tonight I continue to build my Christmas list for your shopping for Scarydad pleasure. To acquire the following possessions would please me greatly. And I know how much you wish to please me.  We’ll start tonight this selection: The Friday the 13th DVD Box Set. It occurred to me earlier that I did not already own this and that’s a tragedy. I sure would like to watch this critically acclaimed saga from the beginning…

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Wednesday Picdump!

Scary Sheep

Good evening my beloved Minions! Tonight we celebrate Wednesday and the fact that your favorite Scarydad got the proper blades for his scroll saw so that nobody has to die tonight! That’s right. You see, long around this time of the year your old pal gets really into the holiday spirit and begins making toys in his workshop. Most of them are for Li’l Spawn, but if you’re really nice, I might just make one for you. Evil Voodoo curse included at no extra charge! Stay tuned over the next couple of days as I reveal some of the dastardly creations I currently have in incubation.

In the meantime, please enjoy your weekly picdump where I’ve scoured the universe for all that is good and wholesome, and corrupted it.

As always, if you like what you see please consider subscribing to our email list, Liking and Sharing on Facebook and Following on Twitter. Also, we are always taking submissions so send your pictures to me at scarydad@scarydad.com

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Wednesday Picdump

Sexy

Good Evening.

Tomorrow you shall feast. Tonight you shall enjoy a picture dump.

Happy Thanksgiving. I may not be around tomorrow. But if you have something you want to tell me, you can email me at scarydad@scarydad.com. Also Like on Facebook and/or follow on Twitter.

Now back to knives and things…

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Wednesday Picdump

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Good evening my Beloved. Tonight we return you to your regularly scheduled picdump. Your Scarydad is busy writing about what you need to do to avoid getting eaten by zombies so I won’t bore you with a lot of conversation tonight. Except to say this: Please submit pictures and story ideas to scarydad@scarydad.com. Follow us on Twitter and Like us on Facebook. We have Pinterest and Tapiture accounts too.

Link up and tell all your friends about the darkhorse website that your parents despise but that’s won your heart and that you’re going to marry. Tell them to join us if they ever want to see daylight again. Tell them that, then ask them if this rag smells like chloroform. If they fall over, that’s normal. Don’t even worry about it. Everything is going to be all right.

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I Want This!

Good evening! Tonight I continue to provide you, my beloved flock, with gift ideas for those you love the most. We begin tonight with the Cold Steel Gladius Machete. This nifty short sword is 19″ of pure slash and stabtasticness sure to send all but the most tenacious zombies to that giant brain feast in the sky. It’s also made by Cold Steel, which, in case you don’t know, makes products that are damn near bulletproof. I recommend a machete for anyone’s basic tool kit for survival anyway and I have one that’s suited me fine for years. But man, doesn’t this just look sweet? And it’s less than $50!

It’s taking everything I have not to hit that buy button right now. I’m not kidding.

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Wednesday Picdump

Sexy

Good evening Minions. Here’s our weekly Wednesday Picture dump for your internetting enjoyment. As always, if you would like to see yourself on a hopefully famous someday horror blog, submit your pictures and stories to me at scarydad@scarydad.com. And while you’re at it, like us on Facebook, Follow us on Twitter, and subscribe to our email list.  I know it’s a lot to handle, but we will be having some very interesting contests for our most loyal minions in the very near future.

Enjoy!

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