Good evening my friends. Tonight I have been perusing the online marketplace and adding items to the list of things that please me. We begin tonight with The Count. As many of you know, The Count is and has always been one of my favorite Sesame Street characters. I think this little dude would feel right at home on the shelf next to Jason Voorhees and Pee Wee Herman. It would make my kickass lair all the more kickass.
Next is more of a need than a want, although a good Steel Meat Cleaver can be lots of fun in capable hands. I had a cleaver once but it got stuck in something and something ran away. Needless to say I was not happy about it and I was also left without a cleaver. Double bad day to say the least.
I may be just a little figure happy tonight but for some reason Amazon is recommending this Clown Figurine. Perhaps the cleaver search triggered the suggestion, I don’t know. All I know is that this thing is pretty creepy and if you wanted to scar a kid for life, put about a dozen of these on a shelf or dresser and make the kid sleep in that room.
And finally tonight, one of the best of the best things I’ve seen in a while. It’s a bona-fide Queen Size Dragon Blanket for all your dragon blanket needs. No more will you have to sleep under some boring old duvet. Hell no! Now you can sleep under a dragon. A queen-sized dragon at that.
