Good evening my friends. Tonight I continue to build my Christmas list for your shopping for Scarydad pleasure. To acquire the following possessions would please me greatly. And I know how much you wish to please me. We’ll start tonight this selection: The Friday the 13th DVD Box Set. It occurred to me earlier that I did not already own this and that’s a tragedy. I sure would like to watch this critically acclaimed saga from the beginning…
All kidding aside, the past year has been a bit hard on old Scarydad. My body will survive. And even if it doesn’t I have clones in the beer cooler. What doesn’t seem to last, however, is my clothing. I could really use a new Lab Coat for to wear while I poke the brains of almost dead things.
Be sure to pick me up a new Top Hat while you’re at it. I just know these are going to come back into style, even if I have to kill everyone who thinks otherwise. Then we’ll share a cigar and a brandy and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh.
And should anyone get too curious about why we are laughing, I’ll use this Heirloom Quality Irish Blackthorn Walking Stick – Imported from Ireland to kiss ’em upside the cranium. You do not laugh at me. Repeat. You do not laugh at me. Then I’ll twirl my cane, use it to tip my hat, and head on home to the secret lair.
This I just think would be fun to have. I mean, who wouldn’t want an authentic reproduction of Viking Battle Axe? You never know when you might need to remove a few branches from an unruly shrub or the head of a jerk who laughed at your new hat.
