Wednesday Weirdness: Turkey Day Edition

theBird (5)I don’t know why but it bothers the hell out of me when people start calling the Thanksgiving turkey, “The Bird.”

It”s all, “Turkey Turkey Turkey Turkey Turkey…” until about 48 hours out of the oven then it’s suddenly, “The Bird.”

Not making a statement. I live turkey and will eat it however you like to call it. I just don’t like it when you call it “The Bird.” It’s not “The Bird.” “The Bird” is a hand gesture. You are not gonna cook my middle finger on low for 9 hours after a salt brine soak. Or if you are then I’m going to go now.

Happy Thanksgiving everyone. Here’s to the bird:

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Scarydad News, Updates, & More!

Hello there all you happy people. Scarydad is coming to you live this morning with all the news that’s fit to print and lots that probably shouldn’t be. I’ll let you decide which is which. I wanted to catch you up on all the happenings here in and around the castle and what to expect going into the holidays.

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Like, Share, Comment, Win!

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Hello there Minions, it’s time to give something away. Up for grabs is a Mezco Creepy Cuddler’s Clip-on Jason Voorhees doll and one of each color variant of Scarydad stickers, including the highly collectible and elusive blue one!!! 

Enter this contest in three easy steps:

  1. Share your favorite scarydad.com post on your Facebook timeline
  2. Like AND Comment on any post on the Scarydad Facebook page.
  3. In the comments section of this post, leave a message saying that you liked/commented/shared. (Make sure to use the same name you use on Facebook so I can find you if you win.)

And that’s it!

The purpose of this contest is exposure so the goal is 15 new FB “Likes.” As soon as I reach 15 new page likes (not post likes), I will choose one of the entries in the comment section from random to win Jason and these totally awesome stickers. So share with your friends and encourage them to like and share too. And to sweeten the deal, If I get 25 new page page likes before the end of this weekend (Sunday, Nov 17), I’ll add something extra to the prize pack. But that won’t be revealed until the winner is.

So go forth and click mightily. Your Scarydad compels you.

 

 

 

Scarydad and Autodidact in the Attic review The Conjuring

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Today I’m talking about The Conjuring with Victoria from Autodidact in the Attic. I really liked it. Victoria said, “Meh.”

In the first of what I hope will be many point/counterpoint reviews, we’re going to see who’s right. I’ll go first:

SCARYDAD:

For my reviews, I typically don’t care about the writer or director or the pedigree of the film. I don’t really even care about the actors. For me there’s one question above all others: Is it scary?

Scary doesn’t need to be qualified, either. Scary is scary. Therefore, it’s all subjective. What scares me might not scare you. What’s generally the case, however, is that what scares everybody else does not scare me.

So, why was The Conjuring so scary?

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The Day After the Day After Halloween

HalloweenThis year we had heavy storms and a 100% chance of rain for Halloween. Thankfully the rain passed and everyone was able to enjoy Halloween the way they should. However, lots of stores ended up with extra stuff than they would have had the rains not come.

The day after Halloween, Walgreens sells all their leftover stuff for 50% off. Usually this is all it takes to get rid of most of it. This year, though, I ran into one that still had a full aisle of stuff at 75% off. Look at all the loot I acquired for right at $20!

They also had a lot of candy, but I ate most of it before I found my camera.

 

 

A gentle rain falls as I…

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…sit down to write tonight. It seems as if autumn has finally arrived. It’s cool and grey and the perfect weather to place letters one in front of the other. The only problem has been the drugs. Over the past few days I’ve been affected by the pain medicine and I think I haven’t fully recovered from the anesthesia. So basically whenever I sit down to write something I cannot type. Then, if I manage to make the fingers behave, the words on the page have been the ramblings of a second-grader with ADD and spelling problems. Not my normal way of doing things.

So October is 5-days gone now. The Halloween decorations have all been taken down to make way for Thanksgiving and Christmas stuff. I’m really excited about the holidays this year. Less than three weeks until Spawn of Scarydad Part II The Sequel is released and I can’t wait.

Spawn of Scarydad loved Halloween, by the way. She dressed as Snow White and charmed all the neighbors out of their candy and goodies. Then she ran around the cul-de-sac about 15 times before passing out cold in her costume. I manned the candy bowl. It wasn’t too bad for having had major surgery earlier in the day. Given the circumstances, Halloween was actually pretty good.

So, I’m announcing something of a hiatus but not really. See, writing for the blog is something I really enjoy and something I look forward to doing each day. But at the same time, I’ve sort of built up this expectation of myself to stay disciplined and write stuff several times a week, even if I’ve got nothing going on. That is totally not a problem. Some of the more fun posts and projects have come from evenings where I sat down with no idea what I was going to write about. It’s not that, it’s that very soon, I will be dealing with a newborn and a 3-year-old and a recovering Bride. It’s not that I don’t want to write several times a week, it’s that I don’t know if I’ll realistically be able to.

But what I don’t want to do is announce a “hiatus” and intentionally not write for however long. I’d rather just keep it open-ended and do what I feel like. If I feel like writing every day and I am able to, then that’s what I’ll do. More likely, however, I think you can expect one or two posts per week or longer times between posts. I don’t know. We’ll see what happens. I just felt like warning you that posting frequency might get inconsistent and that’s why.

Well, that’s it for me for tonight.

Take care.