Good morning Minions. I know it’s Thursday and that your picdump is late. I have contacted The Morrigan and asked her to set a curse upon the flaky DSL router that caused this travesty. Please accept my sincere apologies and enjoy these frightful images anyway. As always you may submit your own pictures for a chance at internet stardom to scarydad@scarydad.com. Have a wonderful day.
Many years ago, Bride of Scarydad surprised me with an impromptu birthday trip to the Crescent City. It was the first time I had ever been, which is pathetic since I live less than 300 miles away. Ever the fan of things dark and mysterious, and even more so a fan of booze, food, and more booze and food, I couldn’t wait. Here is the story of what happened that time I got drunk in New Orleans.
Good morning Minions. Today we celebrate the life of someone really neat; the great Shel Silverstein. Although his works aren’t specifically horrifying, his weird and quirky stories and poems are at least somewhat responsible for my twisted worldview.
Good evening Minions. Wow. It has been a very busy week in the lab. I installed some more power and got to work creating havoc and mischief once again. What fun!
Anyway, I have some picture projects coming soon but unfortunately I have to wait for some paint to dry. In the meantime, here is a list of really great songs for you to have on your playlist during your Halloween party. Enjoy!
Happy birthday to the master of horror, Mr. Stephen King!!!
When I was probably way to young to read it, I acquired a copy of Pet Sematary. To this day I still think cats are untrustworthy and that sometimes, dead is better.
One of my favorite novels ever is ‘Salem’s Lot, and because of It, both gutters and clowns are things to be diligently avoided.
Thank you sir, and happy birthday.
And thank you sir. Groundhog day is brilliant and so is Ghostbusters. Then there was Zombieland,
Any regrets? Garfield, maybe.
That’s just funny. Happy birthday to you too, sir.
Good evening once again my beloved. Tonight I present to you another set of images to amaze and inspire you to create the most best Halloween costume ever. And as always you should grab a camera and submit photos of your most best Halloween costumes, ideas, etc. and send them to me at scarydad@scarydad.com
Before I go I must explain the first of tonight’s pictures. Spawn of Scarydad, my sweet little daughter, sometimes eats these little chicken nugget meals that come with smiley-faced french fries. Every time she feasts on one these dinners, she dutifully takes a bite out of the head of each smiley fry, and then chomps the chin of one of the three. She does this every time. What does this mean for the future of humanity? I DON’T KNOW!
Anyway, enjoy the rest of tonight’s entry.
Hmmm. Two zombie related posts in one week? Must have been someone I ate. (Cue thunderclap and maniacal laughter.) Ah, my beloved Minions, I just can’t wait till I start doing videos and podcasts; I’ll be so funny you’ll laugh yourself to death! Ok, enough with the puns. It’s just been one of those days. And I know that our subject tonight is not a movie and is in fact a television show. I know this. But it’s also scary as hell and the third season is about to start and if you hurry you can get all caught up in time for the season premiere. (more…)
Good evening Minions. Our favorite season approaches. Soon the evenings will be cool and the air will carry the scent of burning leaves and pumpkin spice. However, Autumn does not arrive until September 22nd. Therefore you still have time to finish a book or two for Summer Reading. Tonight’s selection is World War Z: An Oral History of the Zombie War by Max Brooks.
Good afternoon faithful Minions. Today I show you how to make your own Skeleton Jack o’ Lantern. Please let me know what you think by adding a comment or sending a message to me at scarydad@scarydad.com
Happy Haunting!
http://youtu.be/i1N9BTmpEnk
Hello my children. Tonight I provide you with another selection of wonderful moving pictures for your entertainment. Pay special attention to the first one. This girl is amazing. She just makes it look so easy! It really is mesmerizing.
Enjoy!