Episode 36: Lake Monsters and the Women who Love Them*

*Not Really

Join us today as we discuss that most elusive of prey, the seemingly ubiquitous Lake Monster. From Scotland to Canada, all through North and South America, Asia, Africa, the Middle East, and back to Scotland, there are countless reports of sightings of large eel-like creatures in lakes, going back centuries. And all they want is $3.50.

But, of course, they can’t possibly exist, right?

Episode 35: The Totally Unneccessarily Scary 80’s

Those things up there are the Wheelers. They are the things that replaced the Flying Monkeys for pure terror in Walt Disney’s late-eighties sequel to The Wizard of Oz. Since Wizard is one of the most beloved movies of all time, it only makse sense to populate your made-for-young-children sequel with some of the most terrifying creatures of all time, as well as a witch that keeps a hall full of living heads that she switches as fashion accessories.

Join us today as we talk about, no, not horror movies. We’re talking about the movies that were made for children with every intention of selling lots and lots of toys. They had tie-ins with fast food giveaways, plush toys, books, and breakfast cereals. And some of them were scary as hell.

Episode 34.5: If you could be a reboot, what kind of reboot would you be?

Good morning my good and faithful Minions. You all know our feelings on rebooted film franchises. With a few notable exceptions, we are against them. But we started to wonder, if given the chance to reboot or retcon some giant turd that just needs to be better than it is, which would you choose?

Episode 34: Soundtrack of DOOM!!!

Join us today as we disuss teenage death songs, the “27 Club,” horror rock, and so many of your favorite hits all in one easy payment of your soul.

Ep 33.5 Chris Cornell and Roger Moore

Lots of bad news lately

Episode 33: A Show About Nothing

Hello all you happy people. After a few shows in which Scott and I discussed some serious and dark material, we decided to just cut loose and discuss several unrelated topics. Kick back and have a laugh.

Episode 32: Some really evil women

Join us today as we discuss some of the more evil women in history. Known as the ‘fairer sex,’ women are generally regarded as less violent and sadistic than their male counterparts. Scott and I blow the doors of that theory today in an episode that was quite shocking to us as to the level of pure evil some of these women went to. Buckle up.

Comicpalooza 2017

Whoah! Has it already been four days since Comicpalooza happened? Well that’s too long!!!

Join mostly Hott Scott today as he tells us about all the fun he had at one of the largest pop culture conventions in the good old USA. Among countless Harley’s and Deadpools, Scotty managed to find some wonderfully horrifying talent.

First, he was joined by the clowns from Creepy Hollow, a local haunted house that is open year round for all kinds of reasons, none of which aren’t horrifying.

Next, he met Kevin Glover from Fractured Scary Tales. Pulp horror comics at their finest, as well as horror comics for kids!

And finally, we meet Cindy Salvus of Cindy Salvus Artistry who had perhaps the most appreciated cosplay of the entire weeked.

Episode 31.5: What’s your favorite scary movie, Sydney?

Today we are joined by Chris and Randy from Dudes and Beer and Amy from the Yes But Why? Podcast as well as my lovely Bride. We all got together over some beers and occult rituals and hit the record button. Be sure to check out their shows after you’re done listening to this one.

Episode 31: Being a candid discussion of a few early works by the great Stephen King

Summertime and the livin’s easy…

It’s summer reading time. What better way to kick off a season of pools, beaches, and fun in the sun, then to read all about haunted hotels, mad dogs, and killer clowns?